Become a rock. Stay still. Shine.

Welcome to the calmest simulator in history; a place where you are not here to save the world, fight enemies, farm resources, or even walk.

You are a rock.

That’s it.

In this game, you experience the glorious life of a rock in the heart of nature, under the sun, rain, snow, storms, dust, and with exactly the amount of movement expected from a rock: almost zero.

Seasons change, day turns into night, animals pass by, the weather shifts, years go by… and you remain right where you are: dignified, heavy, and completely still.

Tap the rock to hear deep, philosophical, random, and fully rock-like quotes. Maybe it will say something about peace. Maybe erosion. Maybe it will just be annoyed that you disturbed it.

Features

• Experience life as a real rock, with no extra responsibilities
  
• Changing seasons: spring, summer, autumn, and winter
  
• Day and night cycle with different moods
  
• Dynamic weather: rain, snow, storms, and dust
  
• Random animals and little events in nature
  
• Funny and philosophical rock dialogue
  
• Unique music for each season
  
• Silly achievements for things you saw, not things you did
  
• Perfect for anyone tired of stress, rushing, and too many missions
  

This game is not about winning.
It is not about arriving anywhere either.
It is about staying still, watching the scenery, and letting the world move on by itself.

Rock Simulator: because some heroes simply stay where they are.