You Laugh, You Lose

You Laugh, You Lose is the try-not-to-laugh game that plays dirty. Your front camera watches your face, silly filters stretch and squish it live, and funny videos keep coming. There is one rule: don't laugh. The judges are watching every smirk.

MEET THE COURT
Every level has a judge, and every judge watches for something different:
• Judge Honey only catches big, obvious laughs. A gentle warm-up.
• Judge Nitpick counts every smirk. Every. Single. One.
• Judge Whiskers spots a smile even with your lips shut.
• Judge Peepers reads a swallowed laugh in your cheeks and eyes.
• Judge Tick-Tock counts a laugh that lasts a split second.
• Judge Stoneface guards the boss levels with every rule at once. He has never smiled. Not once.


WAYS TO PLAY
• The Gauntlet: a road of levels from easy to brutal. Some put filters on your face, some play funny videos, the toughest do both at once.
• Daily Challenge: a fresh challenge every day, with the same filters for everyone. Only your first try counts. Copy your emoji result for your friends and keep your streak alive.
• Duel: sit side by side, both faces in the frame. First laugh is a yellow card, second is red.
• Joker: pass the phone around. One player keeps a straight face while everyone else does their worst. Scoreboard included.
• Staring Contest: go eye to eye with Judge Peepers, who never blinks. Blink or laugh and it's over.
• Clip Marathon: funny videos back to back. How many can you sit through?
• Mirror Mode: try every filter and practise your poker face, with no way to lose.


VAR, BUT FOR GIGGLES
Crack, and the judge replays the exact moment in slow motion, right next to your laugh meter. No arguing with the replay.


FAIR PLAY
Hand over your mouth? Looking away? Eyes shut? Holding up a photo? The judges know every trick, and each one is a yellow card.


YOUR FACE STAYS ON YOUR PHONE
Face tracking runs entirely on your device. The camera picture is never recorded, saved or uploaded. The slow-mo replay lives in temporary memory for a few seconds, then it's gone. No sign-up.


GOOD TO KNOW
• Needs a front camera. Good light and the phone at eye level work best.
• Filter levels work offline. Video levels and Clip Marathon need an internet connection.
• Free to play, with ads: rewarded ads only when you choose one (bribe the judge, grab an extra life), and an occasional ad between rounds, never in the middle of one.